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What I learned at the Kidlit Conference last weekend:

1. Lee Wind is unbearably cool and will be changing the world in 2009 for GBLTQ teens.

2. Greg Pincus is capable of miracles as he has actually made a room full of people who are not mathematicians want to learn about the Fibonacci Sequence.

3. Jackie Parker and I were somehow separated at birth even though we were born twelve years apart.

4. Pam Coughlin is the energizer bunny (with megaphone) of the lit blogosphere.

5. Many authors would like someone to write the rules for how the lit blogosphere operates and place them in handbook form to be presented to them upon their first publication.

6. As no lit blogsphere rules (or handbook) exists, many authors spent the weekend banging their heads on the tables in frustration.

7. Sarah Stevenson can draw a picture of someone in less than five minutes and it is instantly recognizable to everyone. She rocks!

8. Some publisher somewhere needs to publish the book on Norse myths that Eric Kimmel wants to write. The McElderry Book of Greek Myths that he authored was awesome (see my review at the end of this column) and it is incredibly hard to find good and accessible books for kids on the Norse myths so this man should be writing one and getting it published for the good of curious kids everywhere! (This should be obvious to everyone and yet somehow McElderry has elected not to publish the sequel. I can not begin to express my disappointment over this decision.)

9. You know you've found "your people" when no one thinks it is weird to be in a hotel bar at 1 AM talking about creating Myspace book clubs for teens. (That group would be me, Holly Cupala, Lorie Ann Grover, Lee Wind and, of course, Jackie Parker.)

10. A commonly overheard conversation Saturday between authors and reviewers ended with "...but that's just the way I do things and another blogger might be completely different." At this point the author could be seen heading to the hotel bar, head hanging in despair.

11. Philip Lee is the PR person every publisher needs. (Do you hear me Harper Collins???? Hire someone like Philip Lee!) Feiwell & Friends is very lucky to have him singing the praises of their books.

12. There is what everyone else is doing in teen publishing and then what the Readergrilz are doing to empower teens, especially girls, through books. If you want to make the world a better place, watch them and learn. (Also Readergirlz Diva Lorie Ann Grover is the other person from whom I was separated at birth.)

13. I saw Jackie Parker buy a bacon and maple bar but I still can't believe it. (Holly and Lorie Ann claimed they were buying them for their husbands.) (To be fair, Jackie said she bought it for a friend.) (Jackie is the one who insisted we go to Voodoo Donut however in search of the bacon and maple bars so I blame her for the leading the others astray.) (I did not buy a one for myself.) (This has to be the creepiest sounding donut/breakfast meat combination in the history of the world.)

14. The free hotel breakfast is better than nothing - but not by much.

15. Little Willow, Tanita, Gwenda, Leila, Justina and so many others - YOU WERE SORELY MISSED!

16. Kirby Larson, Deb Lund and Anastasia Suen are as lovely as you would assume them to be. Really.

17. Everyone wants to be Sara Zarr's friend. (Especially me and Jackie Parker.)

18. You can review someone's book a year ago and they will still remember you. For the record, Sara Ryan, I have not forgotten your book nor how powerful it is and I'm looking forward to reading Empress of the World (which I somehow missed) and writing again about your wonderful work.

19. It is possible to survive a three day weekend on eight hours of sleep and stay up for twenty-two hours straight talking to a ton of people about books and blogs, as Jackie Parker and I proved.

20. When I left home on Friday I wondered if the work I do at Bookslut, Guys Lit Wire, with the Summer & Winter Blog Blast Tours and everything else mattered. Now I have a positive answer and it makes me just more determined to affect a positive change in the literary world. (But not without Jackie Parker, of course!)

[See a full round-up of posts about the conference here.]

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Siiiiiiiiiiigh.

I'll follow that up with a waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

A bacon and maple bar??? I took my kids to Voodoo donuts, too! But they got the one with the Fruit Loops on it! haha

It was great meeting you and your panel with Jackie was hilar!!!!!

The maple bar was delicious, and the voodoo tagline caused much laughter at my house. :~)

I had so much fun getting to know you, Colleen! You rock my stripey socks.

Colleen, I'm so glad to have met you! Glad also that you were able to experience the, ah, ambience of Voodoo Doughnut...

I filmed Adrienne eating a Voodoo maple bacon doughnut. There was no semblance of getting it for someone else (but then, Adrienne does eat three times her weight in food and burns it all off).

I'm glad to hear that Eric Kimmel wants to write a book of Norse myths, but disappointed that McElderry doesn't want to publish it. I hope another publisher will seize upon it.

Hi Colleen! Thanks so much for coming, and for presenting your session; it was great to start off the day with you & Jackie: your interaction got everybody giggling.

As for Voodoo Donuts, after almost 8 years in Portland, I have still never been there! Shocking. And as for desserts mixed with bacon, Lisa Madigan and I recently met for coffee at a dessert house that does dark chocolate hazelnut mousse with a side of bacon! We didn't try it, but I would. It sounds strange and decadent, but also kind of good.

Great to meet you!

Colleen said she'd vomit if I ate the bacon maple bar in front of her.

What I never figured out was who the person was that said one day: "Hey! Let's add bacon to a maple bar! Yum tasty!"

It' a crime against bacon, I swear. (And thank you Jackie for not eating that thing on the train!)

It was all lovely but boy - we sure would have loved to have a bunch of you guys there with us to enjoy it as well.

Hi Colleen, What a great sum-up of "lessons learned" and I'm so flattered to be #1. I had such a wonderful time, and getting to hang out with you was AWESOME. I agree about the "you know you've found your people" - I feel really lucky to have been there and made such great new friends!
What a cool future we're all going to help create - for kids, for ourselves, for kid lit, and for our world!
Namaste, and a BIG hug,
Lee

I think that TRUE bacon aficionados believe bacon should be on everything. I'll be posting soon about it.

Lee: I think you are onto something that really needs to be done and I'm quite excited to be working with you in any small capacity - it's going to be awesome.

Jackie...I can't begin to tell you how much I look forward to your salute on all things bacon.

I also can not believe we are talking about this. (Although knowing us - yes I can! ha!)

Colleen, I didn't get to meet you but your presentation with Jackie was fabulous...as was the entire conference. As an author-blogger, I came away with lots of desperately-needed info and tips. No head-hanging-in-despair here...in fact, I found it comforting that different people have different takes on how to blog. Room for us all to blog in the way that works for us.

HOWEVER, I am a firm believer in one rule that shall not be violated: when it comes to breakfast foods, thou shalt NOT mix thy Sweet and thy Savory! Maple bars, yes...Bacon, YES! But together? *shuddering at the thought*

Hi Christine - I'm so sorry we didn't get a chance to meet and thanks so much for the kind words on the presentation. Jackie and I had a lot of fun doing it.

I shamelessly exaggerated the author reactions as in frustration/despair. Everyone did seem to get a lot out of the conference but it was funny how authors had solid, pointed questions and unfortuately - bloggers could only answer in vague sort of ways. We do our best but it's not so easy to explain what we do.

Anyway, I am always thrilled to see another "bacon and maple bars do not mix" person on my blog!!! ha!

lkmadigan [TypeKey Profile Page]

Wow, she actually got the bacon maple bar!

Mmm ...

It was nice to meet you, Colleen, especially in the company of your sidekick Jackie!

Lisa


Thank you for thinking of me! I was there in spirit. :) I'm so glad that you found your twin. Then your other twin. Er, triplets.

DebDuffe [TypeKey Profile Page]

Colleen,
Since I spend the majority of my time with the K-5 crowd, thanks for helping me remember that just because I read kid lit doesn't mean I have to give up my adult sense of humor.The conference was a great intro into the kidlit blogosphere.

Chasingray [TypeKey Profile Page]

You can't look at bacon on a maple bar without laughing, Deb - it's just not possible! (Laugh or cry I guess... :)

You are so right on so many points, but I'll especially second the Lee Wind comment. And it's first on your list.

Me. The energizer bunny. Nah.

Loved meeting you - and your twin!

aquafortis [TypeKey Profile Page]

Aww, thanks! :)

It was awesome to meet you, of course (I've said that already and I'll say it again!), and ditto to all the other stuff you said.

Except the maple bacon donut. I'm very disturbed by that.

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